I was changing the address on a trademark I owned and wrote Interllectual on the envelope. I guess that I am one of those who thinks that he is an intellectual when in fact I […]
Get your very own Cat in a Box! For a small fee, you can buy a Cat in a Box that will look great anywhere in your home. The box is handy and can be […]
I read the news; I saw it on the TV; so I went to see the alleged 100,000-tonne ‘supercarrier’ the USS George HW Bush myself. It was disappointing! Wikipedia; that always correct source of information […]
I was horrified last night when I discovered there was a missing word in a BBC article talking about Donald Trump & Russia. How, do I know that there is a missing word? You may […]
EE; please explain why the price on my BlackFriday deal was raised last month due to inflation, yet you are now offering the original deal again? This raises two questions Will those who sign up […]
Had five new potential clients come through in just one week; so do I or don’t I rekindle WTF SEO and start helping them gain the rankings they desire? Yes, I know that back in […]
I will once again be doing SEO in Portsmouth; however, it may not be under the WTF SEO banner. A couple of days ago I had a meeting with an old friend of mine (Sean […]
Take a portion of Chips; add a layer of Roast Potatoes followed by a layer of Sauteed Potatoes; then a layer of Croquette Potatoes and top with Mashed Potatoes. Lay on the floor and eat. […]
Last night I read a medical book; this morning I had a blood test. Alas knowing what rhesus negative has had no bearing on the result. It was one of those horrible fasting blood tests.
He wondered, is there any job worse than being a Contract Killer? He got the job & there was; he was now a Zero Hour Contract Killer.
Today is Wednesday. Depending on where you live; it’s either the third or fourth day of the week. If I put on a put on socks saying Thursday; am I forward thinking?
Possibly the Best Pub and Beer in Britain There are times when you realise that you have discovered something special. These epiphanies don’t happen very often; yet when they do.; you want to tell the […]
Here’s a thought! If you were a member of the Bogey Society and its members went on strike. Would you cross the picket line?
Ray Owen’s Juicy Lucy at Cloisters Cafe Petersfield There is a saying that you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. Ray Owen at 69 is not young; as for needing to be taught new […]
After only a handful of posts in the last two years, I have decided to re-open Totally Bollocks once again. I have been working on a couple of new websites recently, and TB will fit […]
I am pissed off! I came onto Totally Bollocks to make some changes the other day only to find my website down. By the time it was fixed I didn’t have enough time to do […]
I Just Lost 48 Hours to Labyrinthitis A few years ago I had a case of Labyrinthitis; two days ago I had a mild attack and so have been in bed unable to much. I […]
Iain McNicol is now the General Secretary of the Labour Party Sometimes we get to meet people by whatever means; on a few occasions I met with Iain McNicol; this was when he was a […]
Today I am sad! We all have our favourite café; in Petersfield mine is Cloisters Café. However today I have heard some bad news; Lindsey has left…decamped; departed; gone; quit; split or however you want […]
I want to offer SEO in Portsmouth; Hampshire and Petersfield from just £1 a day. This will be for a Q&A answering service with the actual fee being based upon the needs of any potential […]
Trying to rank for SEO Petersfield is Totally Bollocks. Why is it some companies try to rank for all and sundry when it comes to SEO? Take my local town of Petersfield; why bother? I […]
Vertical Leap Looses it’s Way in Portsmouth After my post “The “SEO Portsmouth” Search Results are a Load of Bollocks;” Vertical Leap has been removed from Google Maps for the search term SEO Portsmouth. A […]
We have all seen the adverts; “You should have gone to Specsavers…” Well perhaps you should? I have to say that I always support local people as long as they offer excellent service, so posting […]
These posts failed to make the cut to appear in full on Totally Bollocks! I may however resurrect some of these in the near future… Deal to Sell Cheap Cruises I am not sure how […]
Is someone trying to game Google for SEO Portsmouth? I hope I am wrong and WILL change this post accordingly if proved to be so. However, there appears to be something not quite right with […]
Enough was enough; so Yesterday I dismissed one of my clients. This was because they failed to pay me on time; it was not the first time they had done this and they where fully […]
I have re-created this post about Cheap Cruises as my main income is from cruise related websites. I am currently working on Cruisez. Recently I spoke to one of the large cruise travel agent companies […]
After much deliberation I have decided to offer Web Design in Petersfield. Please note that this was a tongue in cheek April Fools and 29p Web Design is no more! This page does rank […]
Recently I decided to find a job! Working for yourself can be hard; finding paying jobs even harder, alas I have been told I Am Too Old and Too Ugly! A while ago I was […]
Or Rather the Lack of Fizz in My Costa Coffee Pink Grapefruit Lemonade. It is early June; the day was cold and wet; daughter wanted to look in New Look; alas that meant an hour […]
After working for myself for the last five years I recently decided to get a job; alas it looks like I am Past My Sell By Date! Can 50 be too old? From now on […]
What is it about David Cameron and British sports? I say David Cameron Keep Away From The Olympics 2012. David Cameron is a glory boy; there is no doubt; he is desperate to be somewhere […]
Cloisters is simply the Best Cafe in Petersfield What makes a great Cafe? Is it the food, the coffee, the staff or the ambience? I think Cloisters is simply the Best Cafe in Petersfield because […]