I will once again be doing SEO in Portsmouth; however it may not be under the WTF SEO banner. A couple of days ago I had a meeting with an old friend of mine (Sean […]
Take a portion of Chips; add a layer of Roast Potatoes followed by a layer of Sauteed Potatoes; then a layer of Croquette Potatoes and top with Mashed Potatoes…
Lay on the floor and eat. It’s the new Low Carb Diet..
Last night I read a medical book; this morning I had a blood test. Alas knowing what rhesus negative is had no bearing on the result…
It was one of those horrible fasting blood tests.
He wondered, is there any job worse than being a Contract Killer? He got the job & there was; he was now a Zero Hour Contract Killer.
Today is Wednesday. Depending on where you live; it’s either the third or fourth day of the week. If I put on a put on socks saying Thursday; am I forward thinking?
Possibly the Best Pub and Beer in Britain There are times when you realise that you have discovered something really special. This doesn’t happen very often; yet when it does. You want to tell the […]
Here’s a thought! If you were a member of the Bogey Society and its members went on strike… Would you cross the picket line?
Ray Owen’s Juicy Lucy at Cloisters Cafe Petersfield There is a saying that you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. Ray Owen at 69 is not young; as for needing to be taught new […]
After only a handful of posts in the last two years, I have decided to re-open Totally Bollocks once again. I have been working on a couple of website builds recently and TB will fit […]
I am pissed off! Really pissed off!!! I came onto Totally Bollocks to make some changes the other day only to find my website down. By the time it was fixed I didn’t have enough […]
I Just Lost 48 Hours to Labyrinthitis A few years ago I had a bad case of Labyrinthitis; two days ago I had a mild attack and so have been in bed unable to much. […]
Iain McNicol is now the General Secretary of the Labour Party Sometimes we get to meet people by virtue of whatever means; on a few occasions I met with Iain McNicol; this was when he […]
Today I am sad! We all have our favourite café; in Petersfield mine is Cloisters Café. However today I have heard some bad news; Lindsey has left…decamped; departed; gone; quit; split or however you want […]
I want to offer SEO in Portsmouth; Hampshire and Petersfield from just £1 a day. This will be for a Q&A answering service with the actual fee being based upon the needs of any potential […]
Trying to rank for SEO Petersfield is Totally Bollocks. Why is it some companies try to rank for all and sundry when it comes to SEO? Take my local town of Petersfield; why bother? I […]
Vertical Leap Looses it’s Way in Portsmouth After my post “The “SEO Portsmouth” Search Results are a Load of Bollocks;” Vertical Leap has been removed from Google Maps for the search term SEO Portsmouth. A […]
We have all seen the adverts; “You should have gone to Specsavers…” Well perhaps you should? I have to say that I always support local people as long as they offer a good service so […]
These posts failed to make the cut to appear in full on Totally Bollocks! I may however resurrect some of these in the near future… Deal to Sell Cheap Cruises I am not sure how […]
Is someone trying to game Google for SEO Portsmouth? I really hope I am wrong and WILL change this post accordingly if proved to be so. However there appears to be something not quite right […]
Enough was enough; so Yesterday I dismissed one of my clients. This was because they failed to pay me on time; it was not the first time they had done this and they where fully […]
I have re-created this post about Cheap Cruises as my main income is from cruise related websites. I am currently working on Cruisez. Recently I spoke to one of the large cruise travel agent companies […]
After much deliberation I have decided to offer Web Design in Petersfield. Please note that this was a tongue in cheek April Fools and 29p Web Design is no more! This page does rank […]
Recently I decided to find a job! Working for yourself can be hard; finding paying jobs even harder, alas I have been told I Am Too Old and Too Ugly! A while ago I was […]
Or Rather the Lack of Fizz in My Costa Coffee Pink Grapefruit Lemonade. It is early June; the day was cold and wet; daughter wanted to look in New Look; alas that meant an hour […]
After working for myself for the last 5 years I recently decided to get a job; alas it looks like I am Past My Sell By Date! Can 50 really be too old? From now […]
What is it about David Cameron and British sports? I say David Cameron Keep Away From The Olympics 2012. David Cameron is a glory boy; there is no doubt; he is desperate to be somewhere […]
Cloisters is simply the Best Cafe in Petersfield What makes a great Cafe? Is it the food, the coffee, the staff or the ambience? I think Cloisters is simply the Best Cafe in Petersfield because […]